Does Corrections Victoria have Julian Knight sponsored by AFL Sherrin footballs?

We well know that Julian Knight is a political prisoner of the Victorian State Government, since Naphtine’s ad hominem hate law of 2024.

But we didn’t realise the extent to which its Corrections Victoria prison department continues to go to extreme lengths to treat our Julian like its political football.   The recent goss is that he’s set to again be Corrections drop-kicked to yet another prison from latest Loddon.   Just how as a ‘lifer’, and indeed a political prisoner for the past 12 years (a POHM – Prisoner Of Herr Ministry) expected to duly rise to Prison Kingpin if the Corrections bureacracy keeps sending on prison tours around the State?

And notorious Jules has mixed it with other such prison kingpins, including notable Chopper Read (1954-2013), Australia’s convicted criminal, gang member and best selling author.

For Mr Knight, this latest Corrections handballing will be his Vic prison numero 7!

Julian’s Tours of Duty (thus far):

1. 1. > Melbourne City Watch House
   2. > HM Pentridge Prison
   3. > HM Barwon Prison
   4. > G4S Port Phillip Prison
   5. > Melbourne Assessment Prison (MAP)
   6. > Loddon Prison
   7. >>> Now he’s “on the move yet again” to quote the media, yeah but where but, Karreenga or offshored at say Bora Bora?  We await media intel out of their insiders in Corrections Victoria.

99.  Jules acquired second-hand Leyland Brothers Kombi  (he terms it Mobile Home Detention – a better option after Minimum Security rating. His ankle bracelet can be linked to his website (post-dated by a week or so of course) so that his fans can follow his..”travel all over the countyside, travel all over Australia.“)

We suspect Julian’s got ties to Sherrin and the AFL as perhaps an advertising mascot.  This is because Corrections Victoria chose in 2025 to specially wait to relocate him from Port Phillip Prison to Loddon Prison deliberately on the 2025 Grand Final public holiday of Friday 26th September 2025.   Has our Jules become the notorious face of footy in downunder Victoria?

So where’s Julian Knight heading this time?

Well, let’s consider the usual suspect options in the state of Victoria, such as a state that it is in.

The Corrections Victoria website under the dictatorship of Minister Enver Erdoğan, we suspect a close relative of the Turkish (Türkçe) President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, list the following  prison tour options for our Jules to spend more political time – like ‘time-share’ in a way.

In alphabetical order, his ‘tour de detention‘ prospects:

1. Barwon Prison, Lara #1 (but our Jules has been there done that)
2. Beechworth Correctional Centre, Beechworth (imaginative name for that one)
3. Dame Phyllis Frost Centre, Ravenhall (the ladies might like him there)
4. Fulham Correctional Centre, Fulham (imaginative name for that one)
5. Hopkins Correctional Centre, Ararat ( just 2kms east of the old Lunatic Asylum – handy to deal with prisoners who look sideways at the wardens)
6. Judy Lazarus Transition Centre, West Melbourne across the road from ‘MAP‘, no doubt with a connecting tunnel for late night rendezvous? (so, the ladies might also like him there)
7. Karreenga Prison, Lara #2  (medium security, but no ice cream)
8. Langi Kal Kal Prison, at Langi Kal Kal (Aboriginal for ‘place of noisy cicadas outside Ballarat’) (a highly imaginative that naming too, obviously a Corrections Victoria gets in a committee to a consulting firm to come up with such naming). Julian might be the only non-Aboriginal at this one, so not a recommended option
9. Loddon Prison Precinct, Castlemaine (prisoner choice of Loddon proper, else if really well behaved, else next door Middleton campus “caravan park” – the media term).  But yeah, but nuh – Jules is incumbent, so been there done that.
10. Marngoneet Correctional Centre, Lara #3 (prisoner choice of Marngoneet proper else Karreenga next door)
11. Melbourne Assessment Prison (MAP), Spencer Street (Melbourne CBD) – likely a holdig pattern until Erdoğan decides Jules’ next tour of duty
12. Metropolitan Remand Centre, Ravenhall (ye old renamed Sunshine West, the gourmet precinct of Melbourne, and handy to the Sri Sai Siva Vishnu Temple for prisoners sensing they need to convert to get cultural benefits whilst inside
13. Port Phillip Prison (St John’s Subacute Unit) Truganina (Aboriginal for Laverton) – But yeah, but nuh – Jules been there done that, just shut down, but
14. Ravenhall Correctional Centre, (surprisingly at Ravenhall)
15. Tarrengower Prison, Nuggetty  – free boot polish – would be familiar for an ex-Duntroon cadet
16. Western Plains Correctional Centre, Lara #4 (a busy place Lara – a prison hot spot!)

So what’s the TAB bet of where Minister  Erdoğan is to next despatch our Jules?

TAB Footy Bet:

1. Jules stays at Loddon: betting odds 1:3
2. Jules transferred to Karrenga: betting odds 1:1
3. Jules transferred to Marngoneet: betting odds 1:1
4. Jules transferred to Dame Phyllis Frost Centre (with the ladies): betting odds 30:1
5. Jules transferred to Langi Kal Kal Prison (with the Aborigines) : betting odds 50:1
6. Jules transferred to minimum security Tongariro Prison (with the Maoris in New Zealand): betting odds 80:1
7. Jules escapes, hijacking a prison van to Portsea OCS and swims off Cheviot Beach to hook up with a waiting Russian submarine and disappears: betting odds 150:1
8. Jules just gets released by the Victorian Government: betting odds 300:1
9. This website keeps taking the piss: betting odds 1:500

…get a run for your money!

Other TAB bet choices:

Anyways, our Jules continues his travels…He still has his second-hand Kombi in storage, but ready to exchange for more gaol time.