Yeah but, according to fake Victorian media, our Jules luxuriates in a caravan park at Loddon Prison.
News Ltd interpretation of Loddon Prison’s caravan housing struggling Julian Knight…
It must be some Correction Victoria (CV) isolated prison ward, akin to a more airy version of his recent Loddon solitary confinement country mental health programme – float tank et al?
That was in March 2026 after Jules got Ubered back from his 38-year wait for nose repair surgery. It was since his Duntroon bastardisation incursions with senior cadet roaming bully gangs. The trips plural were to and from Loddon-Port Phillip Prison-Melbourne Assessment Prison-St Vincents Hospital in Fitzroy (three times by CV until nose fixed and resettled in new CV Castlemaine digs. But No, Charles Miranda, before you misinterpret, it was not a nose job! Phone Duntroon to confirm!
Victorian media will also be salivating to learn that these days our Jules, since his downgrading to Medium Security risk, gets ‘Day Release’ RDO’s to leave his Loddon caravan.
He check the leisure option box from Loddon Prison confines to select his Sunday Releases to go solo-fishing down the Loddon, ankle braceleted of course, for CV protocol.
Indeed, Castlemaine’s nearby Loddon River is particularly famed for is native Murray Cod and Golden Perch. So, Julian now Medium Security rated he earns RDOs so uses these for Sunday river fishing outing, enamored with VB for fisher sustenance astern.
Just the simple pleasures of life like catching a fish is a good thing anyway – even like hauling in a thrashing feral Brown Trout or Redfin, but bugger those invasive muddy EU Carp vermin! Spring Street pollies deserve to have that pest on their daily unch menu.
News Just In:
Our Jules apparently is set to soon take off on another Correction Victoria prison jaunt by reviving the Leyland Brothers Kombi series travelling all around the coutryside, which he has frankly been of late become accustomed to.
His heritage Kombi’s parked nearby the Loddon and has been faithfully restored in the classic 1970s orange decor.
